“Your mummy is very concerned about you”. “Why?” I asked. “She wan make you marry” “Who told her that I do not want to marry?” “You no dey act like someone wey wan marry” “How them dey act?” I rolled my eyes. “Okay. Na who you get for your life now?” Seriously? I kept quiet. I was trying to reach a client before this call. I don’t need this. “See, see wetin I dey talk? You no get anyone na him make you quiet” His “I have somebody I wan introduce to you”, got my attention. “Somebody you know?” “Yes. My spiritual son” Hmmm. Everybody has something like that these days. “You say?” oh! Didn’t know I said that out loud. “I am sorry sir; I was not talking to you”. “As I was saying, I want to introduce my son to you” “What does he do?” very important. “Well, he is into buying and selling” “What exactly?” “Make I give am your number? I know you, make you no go blow him head na him make I tell you first” You did good. I grinned. People have been b...
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